Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  A Clockwork Orange 1971

  Watched 23 Mar 2025

  We let the Meloko Plus talk tonight🤑🤑 (and burnt all our bridges, even with the people we committed crimes with…)

  Something something opening doors for our successors to improve upon.

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  Burn After Reading 2008

  Watched 21 Mar 2025

  It’s just a kryptonite lock you can open those fuckers with a bic pen. 

  I can’t even rate this tbh. It is funny and that’s pretty much it. Like it is quite funny but that is literally it. It’s about nothing and is doing nothing except being funny. If you really love this movie I can’t hate you for having joy in your heart, but I don’t have to like you either. 

  -I LOVE BRAD PITT
  -just like when Gosling…

Popular reviews

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  Straw Man 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2024 2

  Would have been a 5 but they didn’t say “straw man” even once in the movie??

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  The Notebook 2004

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Dec 2024

  I can overlook the fact that James Marsden is a 1950s southern cotton mogul. I can do this because I cried a lot. In fact, I can overlook a lot of this movie’s faults. I’m allowed to. Because of the crying.