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Leprechaun 3 1995
“You want my heatseeking moisture missile, don’t ya?” I watched this over my friend Mark’s house all the time. It’s a classic, but it’s okay if you don’t like this one, either.
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The Substance 2024
I’m not sure who this is made for and I don’t think I can recommend it to basically anybody. It’s disturbing and disgusting and grotesque and probably the best roles any of these actors have ever had and maybe ever will. It’s a masterpiece of body horror.
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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug 2013
Dragons are sweet. The movie is okay. An Ed Sheeran song plays over the credits, which seems like an interesting choice. The first time I heard any of his songs was when a friend of mine did a cover. He sang it into a Rock Band mic and sent it to me. He and I used to occasionally send each other music we wrote or songs we covered. Just two dudes supporting each other. It’s been almost 15 years since…
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