Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Avatar: The Way of Water 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Jan 2023

  Watched it in 3D with the high frame rate and it looked like a goddamn videogame cutscene. So don't do that.

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  Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio 2022

  ★★★ Watched 23 Dec 2022

  Why is this a musical?

Popular reviews

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  White Girl 2016

  ★★★ Watched 22 Dec 2016

  White people love cocaine almost as much as they hate considering the consequences of their actions.

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  Crazy Rich Asians 2018

  ★ Watched 12 Sep 2018

  I had this at 1 1/2 stars but I lowered it when I remembered that a character's arc concludes with her learning to not be ashamed of the obscene amount she spends on shopping sprees.

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