Ewan Clements

Ewan Clements

I am genetically incapable of writing a review without typos

Favorite films

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • 12 Angry Men

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  • Flow

    ★★★★

  • Novocaine

    ★★★½

  • Black Bag

    ★★★★

  • Bad Boys

    ★★½

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  • Flow

    Flow

    ★★★★

    I was just stressed and sad like 70% of the time.
    Absolutely gorgeous!

  • Novocaine

    Novocaine

    ★★★½

    A dumb fun action flick with an unfortunately boring villain.

    If Sam Lake wanted to cast younger for the Max Payne remakes Quaid convinced me in this that he would be a good pick (mainly when hes in the leather jacket and they do the dolly zoom)

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    It's clear everyone is having a blast. Great fun and tackles many interesting themes in both hamfisted and subtle ways.

  • Mufasa: The Lion King

    Mufasa: The Lion King

    ★½

    Oh so THAT'S why he's called Scar...

    I love my fair share of IP slop but a "live action" prequel to a "live action" remake of a beloved animated movie feels like a few steps too far.