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Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls 2023
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
No half measures.
If you can't get on the wavelength of the main character Onyx/Marcus immediately, this movie is a nightmare slog of bizarre nothings.
If you can get on the wavelength, this movie still isn't very good. Less a movie than a collection of 10 minute youtube skits sewn together, i can practically see the red arrows as the movie progresses.The low points:
Marcus is a man who is a kid who says fuck a lot.
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Longlegs 2024
This is what happens to those heavy metal guys who say Hail Satan a little too earnestly.
I think this is a fabulous entry in the vibes based approach to making movies. The tone is solid and consistent, and where the story falls flat the scenery picks up.
I think we could've done with less of an info dump in the last third, although I did like the fairytale approach to doing it.
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