Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The End of Suffering (A Proposal) 2020

  Watched 18 Mar 2025

  first movie in a while thafelt like it cohered together so, so sooooo much of all i think film can say and be and do. fucking awesome, so simple and chuggy

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  Celestial Navigation 1984

  Watched 15 Mar 2025

  this lost me a few parts but the ending is just nuts

Popular reviews

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  Oppenheimer 2023

  Watched 29 Jul 2023

  this sucked soooo bad honestly, unexcusably boring for how loudly and flashily it panders to the nematods in the audience who, like, loudly clapped and wooped at my screening every time Oppenheimer had sex, cause why not i guess? like it's honestly kind of funny how Nolan managed to make this both too loud and flashy and quippy for a story, ostensibly, about fucking nerds and congressman suing each-other or whatever; but also too meek and weak-willed to even attempt…

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  Gooey Goats 2020

  Watched 17 Oct 2020 2

  Hellooooooooo this is a lil movie I spent like a year making. It's a BIG BOY but I really love it. It's got GOATS, GOO, FAMILY, LONELINESS, FUNNI, SCARY, AND A BIG FUCKING OX. I KNOW YOU LIKE THAT.

  Right now it's playin at the Portland Film Festival, would luv u 4ever if you checked it OUT.
  EDIT: Happy new year!! This film is actually live and public online RIGHT NOW!! - youtu.be/klmjf1oJrmQ