Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Sense and Sensibility 1995

  ★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Beautiful scenery. The parts that were added in (as opposed to directly from the book or paraphrasing the book somehow) sounded so contrived though.

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  Anna 2019

  ★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  Oh, this guy made Leon the Professional AND The Fifth Element? Tells me all I need to know

  Except, uhhh Fifth Element had potential that it didn’t fulfill by being shallow and stupidly horny. This didn’t even have potential, imo, because every aspect of the plot and script was busted. IMHO

  I can’t believe I watched this with my mom. Now she thinks I have shit taste in movies. That’s not true, mom! I just have great taste in actors who are sometimes, sadly, in bad movies

Popular reviews

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  The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Bath! 1975

  ★★★ Watched 17 Jul 2023 2

  This is not a romantic comedy as advertised. It is actually a horror movie.

  The following is a list of spoilers ranked from most to least scary things in the movie:

  1. Soviet architecture
  2. Finding a drunk undressed strange man in your bed on New Year's Eve right before your fiancé is supposed to come over for dinner
  3. Zhenya's gaslighting (and weirdly forceful, borderline non-consensual pursuit) that eventually leads Nadia to convince herself that she is in love…

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  Fairytale 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Dec 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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