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Madame Web 2024
I loved when madam web said “it’s webbin time!” and then webbed all over the place.
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The Lost World: Jurassic Park 1997
In the first 20 minutes there’s a very brief sound of a kookaburra which killed the immersion completely for me cause that fuckass bird is NOT on that island.
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September 5 2024
I know this is an important story that marks a very rough time in history, but it feels in poor taste telling it specifically in 2024
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Emilia Pérez 2024
If this wins best picture at the Oscar’s, I swear to God I will take a steaming hot shit in the academy’s beds.
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Alien: Romulus 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Would abortion be in the best interest of the company?
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