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  Aftersun 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  Came to feel things and I did, also knew this child soph was so queer with the looks she was serving like the boat fit with the striped shirt and color block board shorts w the pockets ???? Would wear rn

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  The Witch 2015

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Feb 2025

  They hate to see a girl of birthing age and a black goat doing well don’t they

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Jan 2025

  Phrases I’m taking from this and bringing into my daily convos: 
  BAD LUCK TO KILL A SEABIRD !!!
  THE DAMPS GOT TO THE PROVISIONS !!!
  WHYD YE HAVE TO SPILL YER BEANSSSS

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  Madame Web 2024

  ★ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  This was sooo bad that it was funny imo. My brother and I rewatched the 😐🫢😶 ”You did it. You did it.” scene like 4 times because it was so fucking deadpan it killed me. Adam Scott’s acting was actually decent which made Dakota Johnson’s like snl skit delivery even more apparent. Overall this read like the pilot for a Chicago fire adjacent show lol.

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