Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Craft 1996

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  wish i could go this crazy at men and get away with it

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  Frankenhooker 1990

  ★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  too much man not enough frankenhooker

Popular reviews

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  Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical 2022

  ★ Watched 14 Dec 2022

  i have so many questions?
  - why was there a travelling library?
  - why was there a circus?
  - why couldn’t matilda keep her mouth shut?
  - why are barely ANY of the classic scenes included? 
  - why is there a chain monster?
  - why is lavender the worst casting choice?
  - why was miss honey an even worse casting choice?
  - why is miss trunchball singing on a army circuit?
  - WHAT ON EARTH WAS THAT OPENING SCENE?
  -…

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  Carry-On 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Dec 2024

  oh how i love cheesy hollywood blockbusters

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