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Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl 2024
genuinely one of the best films i’ve seen in a long time.
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Mulholland Drive 2001
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
accurate representation of the average lesbian situationship
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The Secret 2006
THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS IM SCREEEEAAAMINNGGGG!! THEY LITERALLY KEEP REPEATING “IF YOU THINK BAD THOUGHTS U WILL GET BAD THINGS” IN A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS FOR THE ENTIRE THING!! AND THE OPENING SEQUENCE OF THIS RANDOM ASS AUSTRALIAN LADY GOING ON A JOURNEY TO FIND OUT SOME KNIGHTS OF TEMPLAR DA VINCI CODE TYPE SECRET IM LOSING IT!! ALSO THIS IS HIGH KEY ON SOME I <3 CAPITALISM BS THAT COMPLETELY DISREGARDS ALL OF THE SYSTEMS OF OPPRESSION IN PLACE. “UR POOR ONLY BC U KEEP FEELING BAD ABOUT LIVING IN POVERTY. STOP DOING THAT AND MAYBE U WOULD HAVE SOME MONEY BROKE BOI”
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