Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Autism and devoted monogamy, the two hottest things you could posses.

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  Paddington in Peru 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  A Paddington movie without Paul King and Sally Hawkins is like Christianity without Christ.

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  “Please someone sit up front, you fucking introverts.”

  Bong Joon Ho, next Norah Ephron?? Perhaps.

  
  Edit: he gave us the perfect example of a sex scene for character exploration/development and I’m still thinking about it.

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Sep 2024

  Sex, drugs, and megalon!

  This movie is 90 years late. The score is a sweeping epic suite, and the vibe is very reminiscent of Ben-Hur and Cleopatra. Had it been made in the 30s it would be studied in film school now.
  Delight in its absurdity. Let it wash over you.
  (everyone owes Neil Breen an apology with tears NOW)