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  Jurassic Park 1993

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  this was so stressful and so fun. shoutout to jeff goldblum for still absolutely slaying even after having his leg almost torn off. and rip to samuel l jackson’s lungs

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Jan 2025

  ralph fiennes is brilliant in this film, and this film is brilliant. the cinematography is unreal, so many shots are museum-worthy and the acting is top-tier (i love seeing stanley tucci do anything). all this to say undoubtedly the turtles are the star of the show

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  Fall Into Winter 2023

  ½ Watched 09 Nov 2024 12

  this was worse than hallmark. wasn’t going to write a review but the sheer irony of lori loughlin’s character being repeatedly commended for being a great mom of a daughter who’s studying at university was too good not to comment on.

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  Love, Guaranteed 2020

  ★½ Watched 10 Nov 2024 5

  i watched this for coach from new girl, and it wasn’t going too badly until the court room declaration of love between two people who haven’t even kissed in THE MIDDLE OF A COURT SESSION?! the judge was naturally very happy for this totally normal behaviour to occur, and there were no consequences whatsoever and everyone lived happily ever after!! true love wins i guess

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