I really wish I wasn't such a wuss but this movie is such a well-crafted, layered, campy piece that almost makes your brain want to subconsciously reject its absurdity on first glance. The first act's acting, direction, and suspense almost feel too cheesy at times, which can make it feel like you're watching a film student's production rather than the cult-classic masterpiece that Mulholland Drive is often hailed to be. That's not to say it's bad-- the suspense is effective,…