Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Flow 2024

  Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Contains very mild threat bitch I’ve never felt more threatened in my life tf

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  Black Bag 2025

  Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Accents all over the place, cheek fillers penetrating the screen, diet Ocean’s 11 score to scenes of Fassbender fishing in wellies, film of the decade maybe?

Popular reviews

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  Lynn + Lucy 2019

  Watched 02 Jul 2020

  Thanos: I’m the greatest cinematic villain of all time.
  
  Janelle: Hold my hairdryer.

  A Greek tragedy set in working class Essex. Fyzal Boulifa is the love child of Loach and Arnold, but still has confidence enough in his direction (the use of baby blues and the tight boxed frames that cause suffocation for both characters and audiences) that he can’t be called a rip-off of either. It’s very annoying that this is his feature film debut. 

  Also debuting is Roxanne…

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  Elektra 2005

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 31 May 2021

  she is the mother I never had the assassin I’ve always wanted