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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Dec 2024

  Got 15 minutes in and thought “Where is Ralph Fiennes? Also this is bad?” Turns out I was accidentally watching a 2006 Canadian film called The Conclave.  

  I much preferred Conclave (2024) to The Conclave (2006).

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  Smile 2 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Dec 2024

  Aside from the unrelenting Voss water product placement, this slapped

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Dec 2024

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  The Substance 2024

  ★ Watched 24 Sep 2024

  Ironic that this film is called The Substance because that’s exactly what it lacked

  also it was yucky

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