Sophie Ewh

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Favorite films

  • Heathers
  • In the Loop
  • Happiness
  • One Cut of the Dead

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  • Josie and the Pussycats

    ★★★★

  • Back to School

    ★★★½

  • The Big Short

    ★★★★

  • Monterey Pop

    ★★★★½

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  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★★

    I can smell Kurt Russell’s ballsack through the screen

  • A Raisin in the Sun

    A Raisin in the Sun

    ★★★★★

    Family units can suck my incest dick

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  • Josie and the Pussycats

    Josie and the Pussycats

    ★★★★

    I trained my mom so well that she looked at Rosario Dawson and said “Is that the girl from Rent”

  • Back to School

    Back to School

    ★★★½

    I wish this movie had gone full balls and argued that applied business knowledge is objectively more valuable than a college education

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  • Marie Antoinette

    Marie Antoinette

    ½

    If I were Sofia Coppola, I would simply direct music videos

  • Pig

    Pig

    ½

    Imagine your daughter is taken. Kidnapped, even. You find the man who kidnapped your daughter and bake him a casserole made of other daughters (orphans, to makes things less complicated). The man says your daughter died while she was being kidnapped. “Thank you for the casserole,” he sobs. You’ve killed several women for nothing but choose not to kill him. 

    This movie is total anti-revenge propaganda bullshit born from the same shit stream where Emerald Fennell drank up and shit out Promising Young Woman. It’s a fucking joke…

    But for a joke, funny!