Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Jamon Jamon 1992

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  i was gonna give this a 3 until the credits

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  Color of Night 1994

  ★★½ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  not as bad as people say but jesus

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★ Watched 04 Nov 2024

  possibly the biggest pile of shit I've ever seen, I thought this movie was a prank.

  Visual and auditory vomit, not a single sound effect matches what's being shown on screen. Everything from the ideas, to the script, to the implied storytelling is so on the nose and condescending. This is the film equivalent to a toddler's shape sorter. There's absolutely no need for all these out of place references to actual good film. We get it, you watch movies.…

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  Last Straw 2023

  ★½ Watched 26 Sep 2024

  I have no idea why I kind of liked this. But why is Nancy so mean :(

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