Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  So fucking good. Marxist cinema hidden as a shiny scifi, funded by Hollywood. 

  (Lost half a star because the Michaud didn’t make out)

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  Watched 11 Feb 2025

  the French always ruin EVERYTHING!!!

Popular reviews

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  Made You Look: A True Story About Fake Art 2020

  ★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2021 1

  “freedman knowingly sold stolen art” is the new “carole baskin killed her husband”. Apart from that, this could’ve been some oscar-worthy stuff, but remained pretty basic and unimaginative.

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  The Gray Man 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Jul 2022

  If Ryan Gosling has a million fans i am one of them . if Ryan Gosling has ten fans i am one of them. if Ryan Gosling has only one fan that’s me. if Ryan Gosling has no fans, that means i am no longer on earth . if the world is against Ryan Gosling, i am against the world.