Boi do I have things to SAY! I'm typing this at 2AM on a Tuesday while listening to Don't You (Forget About Me) by Simple Minds right after finishing this movie due to the excessive and corny usage of this song in the latter. I get what this film was trying to achieve: denounce the sheer stupidity, obscenity and repetitiveness of every fucking teen-centred American excuse for a film ever made. It hit the nail on the head. Despite that,…

I experienced heartbreak within the first few minutes as I had to sit through the horrid sight of seeing my baby Neo having intercourse with a woman that's not me, let alone, who looks a tad too similar to him for it not to appear eerie. All of this to say that it started a little slow but once we got to the heat of the action, I found The Matrix that I know and love. That one scene where…