Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Kill 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  Fully fucking mental and tons of fun.

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  Marriage Story 2019

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Jan 2025 1

  There are no winners in divorce, especially if your child is as annoying as the one in this film.

Popular reviews

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  Easy Rider 1969

  ★ Watched 06 Jun 2020 1

  Adolescent, dated, plodding, shoddily made, embarrassingly on the nose, actually-quite-disappointing-that-this-is-so-highly-regarded bollocks.

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  Conquest of the Planet of the Apes 1972

  ★★ Watched 08 Apr 2024

  Oof, things are getting pretty ropey now. Lots of lads in cheap Ape masks running around some tower block car parks. Caesar’s speech at end is pretty good, but is undercut by the fact that it has clearly been edited to give the film a more upbeat ending than was originally intended.

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