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Recent reviews

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  Pitch Perfect 2012

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  that jesse guy needs to stay away from my cup-song-playing-peak-millennial-style queen

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  Chicago 2002

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Mar 2025

  I support women's rights and wrongs

Popular reviews

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  Mortal Kombat: The Journey Begins 1995

  ½ Watched 03 Feb 2024

  The 3D animated door on the ship killed me. In the span of 5min it opened/closed 6 times with that stupid squeaky sound effect. And what is behind that door that makes it shine so brightly. Is the inside of that room just a huge lightbulb or does Shang Tsung's body emanate light sometimes?

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  Fanatyk 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Jun 2023

  Women Fear Me. Fish Fear Me. Men Turn Their Eyes Away From Me. As I Walk No Beast Dares Make A Sound In My Presence. I Am Alone On This Barren Earth.

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