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ACAB above overall; I didn’t not choose to fall into copaganda, it’s just what’s playing on TV.
IN LOVE with the truck driver just saying fuck it and doing the sickest getaway attempt with a giant semi-truck.
I genuinely love the amount of sick car stunts in the beginning.
This movie is so 80’s. Yes no shit I came out in the 80’s but this is like a perfect time capsule. The music, clothing, everything.
Love Eddie Murphy being a…
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What them lips do? Kill a man.
BLOWJOB BOYFRIENDS YAAAAAAY!!!
Shout out Alberta!
Logan; that was ableist!
“Me looking at my discord friends list” Cash you funny bastard I love you
BRO FUCKIN ZOOOOOOOOOMIN
Not the taint shot
I would like his tit for tat!
This movie losing one whole ass star for Brian Peck cameo WITH STAN LEE NO LESS
Mad at the shape shifter shape shifting into something for no reason frfr
I have a shot. 😐 I’m taking it. 😐
Almost another “that’s it” moment with the credits but tbh it’s me wanting more so
I ALMOST FORGOT TO INCLUDE… OLD MAN YAOI
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PUT SOME WINDEX ON IT!!!
Did NOT like the contacts scene
GET EM GRANNY BEAT HIM
Get it to it! 👄
“HE’S BREATHING IN HER CHEESECAKE”
I fuggin love the way they do time skips in this movie
The Greekification… he’s changing.
APPLES AND ORANGES AWWWWWWWW WE ARE ALL FRUIT
I WANNA CRY THE HOUSE…..
GOD THE HOUSE!!!!!!
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ZOOWEEMAMA
I miss your beak pressed to mine
BREEDERS OF THE LOST STORK?!???
PLAYDUCK
DUCK TITS!!!!!
HASNT EVEN BEEN 5 MINUTES AT THIS POINT WHAT
LETS GET OUTTA HERE
I’ll put YOU in a bowl
Love this extra ass scientist; Phil
GONNA MAKE THE BIGGEST JARJAR
I HEAR SPACE RABIES ON THE NEWS
WHY CANT I PULL BITCHES LIKE HOWARD CAN
“It’s making it very hard” …what’s “it”, Howard? 🤨
BRO JOKERING OUT!!!!
ORPLE GUY; WILLIAM AFTON
HE AFTER EFFECTED…
