Pinocchio- 67% - In lieu of still not having watched the guillermo del torro version I’m settling for the 40s film. Btw, 1940? What the heck? Impressed? Yes. I love old stuff and this is one of ye olde animated movies so I’ve got to give major props here.
Firstly, this film is gorgeous. I really like the look of old Disney movies but this one in particular is lovely. The old European town and then the shadow people later on…
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Love and Other Drugs - 21% - Pffff I don’t know even where to start with this. I have never watched such a confusing and generally mystifying collection of sentences and actions. I am so genuinely surprised that this film was made and that Anne Hathaway of all people agreed to play the main character.
I refuse to make a “what I liked” part because there is just something that feels so inherently wrong about watching this film. Anne Hathaway plays…
Baby girl - 23% - Hmmmm I’m not sure I understood this movie I think maybe there was an underlying message somewhere maybe she’s a dog the whole time?? Who knows? Not me.
So many scenes made me very uncomfortable like when she was drinking the milk and then he said good girl ewwww shivers. I did like when she got out in timeout that was funny although, even if the film was trying to be funny I didn’t feel like…
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A New Hope - 97% - This is gonna be a pretty biased review, I always forget how much I love this film it goes so hard man. Every character just slaps. The opening with Darth Vader choke slamming that guy is tough. This movie is so fuckin metal they blow up a planet, Lukes family die in the first like 40 mins of the movie off screen like fuck those guys didn’t even need to see it. Ben Kenobi…
