soybeverage

soybeverage

Favorite films

  • Carrie
  • Hellraiser
  • Alien
  • Close Encounters of the Third Kind

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  • Mulholland Drive

  • The Substance

  • The Brutalist

  • Anora

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    I was lured into this film by its absolutely explosive style. I've been seeing clips of it on twitter for months, and I watched the trailer at my local theatre when it first came out. It seemed like the exact type of pulpy sexy A24 comedy-horror shit that I usually love. Going into it I knew that I probably wouldn't connect very deeply with its core message (just knowing the synopsis-- a washed up celebrity who takes a magic potion…

  • Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

    Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

    This is a film about people crashing through windows, dogs crashing through windows, people falling out of windows, people using objects to break windows. Everyone should watch this epic Halloween flick about breaking windows

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  • Mandy

    Mandy

    Like if Hellraiser and John Wick had a nasty little neon baby

  • High and Low

    High and Low

    Basically Parasite if it wasn’t quick-witted and engaging and instead was super tedious and slow. 
    There were some really spectacularly well composed and memorable images. The reveal of the pink smoke in hand painted bright neon is an incredible break in the monotony. And there’s a part where the villain is skulking around in a crack house about to abduct a female junkie, and he’s wearing reflective sunglasses that make him look like an entirely dark figure with two pinprick…