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soyboycinema

Favorite films

  • Aquamarine
  • Pearl
  • Arrival
  • Anatomy of a Fall

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  • Queer

    ★★½

  • Kacey Musgraves: Deeper Well World Tour Live

    ★★★★★

  • Mandy

    ★★½

  • The Parenting

    ★★

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  • Queer

    Queer

    ★★½

    Girl, you are on a date with The Killer.

    This is largely a horror movie about being stuck on vacation with the creepy old guy on Grindr who won’t leave you alone. 

    Did not work for me at all. Found myself shouting at the screen and the heavens above me praying for it to be over. Praying for him to die so I could turn my tv off and go to bed. I was originally planning on watching Uptown Girls…

  • Kacey Musgraves: Deeper Well World Tour Live

    Kacey Musgraves: Deeper Well World Tour Live

    ★★★★★

    Stunning beautiful gorgeous takes me back to the concert but is also so lovely to watch from home. And so powerful to know that anime eyes really was just a Denver treat. She did that just for me <3 I also can’t talk about the deeper well concert without mentioning that I saw a shooting star for the first time in my life. What a delight. 

    I loved Deeper Well from the jump but I remember saying when it came…

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  • Hack Your Health: The Secrets of Your Gut

    Hack Your Health: The Secrets of Your Gut

    Bitch fuck you!!! I was so ready to listen and learn something that might actually help me and my constant suffering but instead I felt like I was at an hour and a half long doctors appointment where they basically tell you good luck and go fuck yourself.

    Absolutely nothing could have prepared me for the girl who was doing a DIY fecal matter transplant. For those wondering what that entails: she literally had her boyfriend shit in a Tupperware,…

  • The Fabulous Four

    The Fabulous Four

    ★★

    You’re at the theater watching Deadpool vs Wolverine, I’m at the theater watching The Fabulous Four. We are not the same.

    I did laugh a couple times but ultimately this did not deliver. Why were they ganging up on Lou so much when fuck ass Marilyn was clearly in the wrong. Don’t take me to key west under the guise of winning a six toed cat lottery and then make me go to a fake friends wedding or we’re gonna have some serious problems.