Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Dec 2024

  10/10 no comments THANK YOU SPIDERVERSE FOR THE ANIMATION RENAISSANCE OF THE 2020s

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★ Watched 08 Dec 2024

  cool ass movie with amazing fx work butttttt:
   1. i was reaaaally tired of seeing all that ass and tiddies after the first 20 mins like WE GET IT WE ARE OBJECTIFYING THEM BOTH
  2. the ending dragged out a bit too much i really felt like i was watching a tarantino movie

Popular reviews

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  Lady Bird 2017

  ★★★ Watched 25 Aug 2019 2

  i’m annoyed by the fact that everyone treated this movie as if it is the literal manifestation of everyone’s teen years and i thought it would be a revelation of some sort. but nope !! it was nothing but a simple ass coming of age story that had nothing to set it apart from the other pastel colored indie movies that are about skinny pale teens who sneakily smoke sigarettes at the supermarket carparks and yell at their mom for not…

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Jan 2024

  the only thing greta gerwig got wrong is that horses are as “barbie” as they come. horses belong to horse girls that had every single barbie equestrian set imaginable. it’s me, i’m the horse girls.

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