Beau Welch

Beau Welch

Haha the 17th-19th century gentleman has ego death hehe

Favorite films

  • Beauty and the Beast
  • Tolérance
  • Cabaret Crusades: The Secrets of Karbala
  • The Man Who Stole the Sun

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  • The Handmaiden

    ★★★★★

  • Calder's Circus

    ★★★★½

  • Chevalier

    ★★

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    ★★★

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  • The Handmaiden

    The Handmaiden

    ★★★★★

    Octodad dadliest catch

  • Calder's Circus

    Calder's Circus

    ★★★★½

    Perhaps the greatest French language work

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  • No Longer Human

    No Longer Human

    ★★★★

    Things that happen in this movie include:
    -Dazai goes over to have an affair and the minute he arrives at the woman's house he puts his briefcase on the table and starts pulling out tins of spam
    -Dazai and Yukio Mishima have an authorial showdown in a bar where Mishima calls out Dazai for being a douchebag and not masculine enough for being obsessed w death but not process. To show his masculinity Dazai autoasphyxiates and collapses it's hilarious
    -A…

  • Richard III: The King in the Car Park

    Richard III: The King in the Car Park

    ★★★★

    Reviewing it because everyone has to know the true story.
    A woman who writes Richard III redemption fanfic essentially (that's what the 'Ricardian Bulletin' is) walks past a car park in the town she lives in, always thinks, 'Richard III' s body is definitely under the disabled reserved parking spot marked 'R', both because he was a disabled king and his name started with R'. She convinces people to dig it up. RICHARD III'S BODY IS ACTUALLY EXACTLY RIGHT THERE.…