Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Clouds of Sils Maria 2014

  ★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  If Juliette Binoche has no haters, I’m no longer alive.

  I couldn’t really tell you why, she just bores the shit out of me. Sorry to that woman.

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  September 5 2024

  Watched 11 Feb 2025

  Tries to present itself as “balanced” and “apolitical” but as we all know, that’s not really possible with art. Very cowardly film. 

  Well-acted and well-made all the same.

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★ Watched 13 Jan 2025

  Why bother making a film that’s been done time and again just to do nothing or say nothing? Eggers’ emphasis on style above all strangles any and all emotion out of something that should have plenty. 

  “Great gowns, beautiful gowns.” - Aretha Franklin.

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  Apocalypse Clown 2023

  ★ Watched 23 Oct 2023

  Even if I watched this on a plane, I’d still walk out

  I did watch it at home so I just walked out the house into oncoming traffic instead