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  Fantasia 1940

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2024

  At least one fish was giving me fuck me eyes

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  The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 2004

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Oct 2023

  This is the greatest movie ever made and I’m not even joking

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  The Mummy Returns 2001

  ★ Watched 06 Sep 2023

  Pretty standard for the sequels to lose the original movies charm and be a bit worse but holy fuck I hated I couldn’t tell you a single pet that I enjoyed

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  Blade 1998

  ★★★★ Rewatched 01 Sep 2023

  Why did no one kill frost earlier if he was such a menace? Why did his mother not care about him at all? And why did it seem like she wanted to fuck him? Doesn’t matter loved every second.

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