Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Tangled 2010

  ★★★½ Rewatched 15 Feb 2025

  now she’s stuck with that fuck ass bob for the rest of her life

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  Mulan 1998

  ★★★ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  mushu is the love child of donkey and dragon

Popular reviews

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Nov 2024

  i heard pedro pascal and paul mescal sword-fighting and was excited. then they pulled out swords :(

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Nov 2024

  not scary. it’s my dream to be stuck in a house with hugh grant as we debate religion, feed each other blueberry pie, and play monopoly long in to the night