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i don't overrate i just only watch the good stuff

Favorite films

  • I Saw the TV Glow
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Before Sunrise

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  • Black Bag

    ★★★★

  • Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years

    ★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Nope

    ★★★★½

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  • Synecdoche, New York

    Synecdoche, New York

    ★★★★★

    There's an account on Tiktok, I think it's called Good Morning Bad News? It shows up on my FYP all the time. I vehemently hate this account, and especially because it typically shows up in the morning when I check the app. Sometimes it ends up being the first video at breakfast or when I'm walking to class.

    In any case, this account is veritably the easiest way for my day to be completely ruined. The beginning of each day…

  • Twin Peaks: The Return

    Twin Peaks: The Return

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    making me question if i was wrong for liking Longlegs

  • Heart Eyes

    Heart Eyes

    ★★

    cool split diopter shot. highlight of the movie

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  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★

    probably the greatest looking animated movie - scratch that, the greatest looking movie of all time? it's too bad the pacing is kinda the worst and nothing is resolved. if the next movie follows up on this with the same quality it'll be a great double feature but i cannot, in good conscience, say that this movie feels cohesive in its story or themes with how lacking the resolutions in this film are. 8/10 feels almost generous being that i…

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    ★★★★

    i love when animation takes one step forward (great animation, fight choreography, and stylization) and one step back (the next godawful comic relief character)