spamderf

spamderf

Failed film critic who makes films and things.

Favorite films

  • Toni Erdmann
  • Grizzly Man
  • Seven Samurai
  • Days of Heaven

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  • Young Adult

    ★★★

  • The Squid and the Whale

    ★★★

  • Nope

    ★★★★★

  • Flight

    ★★★

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  • The Squid and the Whale

    The Squid and the Whale

    ★★★

    But like does the little kid turn into a serial killer…

  • Memories of Murder

    Memories of Murder

    ★★★★★

    Fuck, I don't know.

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  • Triangle of Sadness

    Triangle of Sadness

    ½

    With every film since the excellent Force Majeure, Östlund seems to learn exactly the worst lessons from his preceding movie, going broader instead of more specific, histrionic instead of nuanced, simple instead of complicated. Do I need a movie to tell me that influencers are vapid and oligarchs and arms dealers are awful? Hell no. I get it. Do I need a scene in which two characters literally tell me the movie’s subtext over a loudspeaker? No. I get that…

  • Babygirl

    Babygirl

    Harris worked out how many ping pong balls could fit in that room and I worked out there were 275 tiles in the ceiling of my cinema, ‘cause I spent so much of this movie rolling my eyes.