Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Fight or Flight 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Boom! STAB! EEK!

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  Grown up, funny, Scooby doo

Popular reviews

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  Accused 2023

  ★ Watched 01 Nov 2023

  One of those nonsensical films... you're constantly yelling at the TV... when are the police going to turn up? Why haven't the police questioned you or put you in custody... and why is the bad guy from LIVERPOOL?
  I mean if anyone stabbed my dog, I wouldn't HIDE... I'd be cutting their head off.
  Stupid annoying film.

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  Don't Open Till Christmas 1984

  ★★★★ Rewatched 25 Dec 2020

  I've given this 4 stars. But really it's a no stars because it's one of those so terrible it's wonderful films.
  Never ever play a drinking game to this film, your liver will explode.
  1 drink every time you see the Scotland yard sign.
  1 drink for each boob
  1 drink every time Alan lake (who was married to Diana dors) is pervy
  1 drink when you see Caroline Munro.
  You'll be pissed in ten mins