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  The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  I CAN ACTUALLY SEE WHATS HAPPENING DURING NIGHT SCENES!! WOW!!!! Someone inform modern directors THAT THIS IS POSSIBLE!!!!🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

  *sigh* So much more to say about this movie when I have time to write it all.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Feb 2025

  The Oscars are really TRYING to PISS ME OFF.  Tons of nominations for Emilia Perez and no nomination for Bill Skarsgård, or much else from this movie (among the best of the year tho it’s not fully my cup of tea) And then I remember Aaron Taylor Johnson married Nosferatu and now I’m even more pissed. What’s granny doing wit all dat.

Popular reviews

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  Troy 2004

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 May 2024

  All yall “🤓☝️” get away from me. The historical accuracy argument is just idiotic. A director of a movie is going to fashion it for a different medium, get over it. 
  Achilles isn’t even a confirmed real life character so as far as I’m concerned we can little mermaid this joint & change it up for audience retention. Update: the Greek word used in the Iliad translates to camaraderie, you know cause Greeks had SEVERAL WORDS for SPECIFIC LOVE, so no.…

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 May 2024

  What can I say about this movie that you don’t already know? It’s the crowd-pleaser for a reason. I wish I could erase it from my memory to watch it again for the first time, cause young me didn’t fully take in the magnificence that was Jack Sparrow. Was he the hero, was he the villain, was he joking, was he a wise sage YOU WON’T EVER FULLY KNOW till it’s over. The other movies are great, but none of them truly showcased Jack Sparrow as irresistibly as this one did *chef’s kiss*.

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