spatulafiend

spatulafiend

i'm going to watch every single vampire film ever made

Favorite films

  • Crimson Peak
  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • A Field in England
  • Bram Stoker's Dracula

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  • Lightyear

  • Trouble Every Day

  • Freaky Friday

  • Anora

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  • Blue Velvet

    Blue Velvet

    my takeaway from this is that Lynch was very comfortable with his sexuality, bc i've never seen another film by a straight man that wasn't terrified that making a blowjob look sensual for even 1 second would turn them gay

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    amongst all the intentional references, i wanna know if eggers likes the pirate, ie the PREVIOUS king of freak4freak cinema set in the 1830s

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  • Christmas Wedding Planner

    Christmas Wedding Planner

    he ordered 12 coffees and a scone at the beginning and the scone had plot significance but the TWELVE COFFEES did not?? did HE drink them? he was en route to a party!!

  • A New York Christmas Wedding

    A New York Christmas Wedding

    NO MORALS! NO CINEMATOGRAPHY! NO SENSE! JUST PURE ENTERTAINMENT BABY!

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