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What happens if you ask AI to remake the first season of True Detective.

God what a mess.

Your Unemployed Friend On A Tuesday: The Movie.

Short and funny with a point. Cast are all naturally funny, perfectly capturing late-20s lethargy.

Few movies are crafted with such poise, craftsmanship, subtlety, romance and political invective. This masterclass in film-making is an intricately woven web of palace intrigiue and Hollywood showmanship that challenges the standing of sagas such as Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones. Only the most inquisitive and genius of minds will understand master-stroke ideological themes baked into the narrative, effortlessly swatting down big-government Liberals and tax-and-spend socialism. Homages to classic films are neatly peppered across the film, demonstrating a true love of cinema. This is a five-bagger you don't want to miss.