At least the first hour was coherent.
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Asteroid City 2023
I watched it. I need to watch it again I feel to have an opinion I think. So that's worth like, at least a 3 just for that.
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Bullet Train 2022
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Im gonna say it. I have bad taste. And man this movie fits that perfectly. It was like a baby sensory video for me like, normally ill check my phone or pause it to get some water, or something like that whenever I'm watching a movie. This movie was 2 hours of my life gone, like that, and I couldn't be happier.
It fits all the check marks for "stupid movie Ian is going to like anyways". Stylized editing style,…
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Serenity 2019
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I have to add context for this review. I am a big fan of art that just does its own thing, something that someone out there put their heart and soul into and just made their own goddamn thing. And that's this movie. Literally, every actor is giving it their all, the camerawork and editing are legitimately really cool at certain points. The plot is something I wouldn't have ever dreamed up in my life, the dialogue is absurd, it…
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