Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  EPIC win for whump enjoyers. 109 minutes of jack quaid getting the shit beat out of him

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  Shallow Grave 1994

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Average ass polycule movie

Popular reviews

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  Friday the 13th 2009

  ★ Watched 14 Feb 2025 1

  Jared Padalecki and my two favorite costars... (his boobs)

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Have we considered.... making a scream movie but like making it the absolute worst it can be...... like.... think of the worst horror movie tropes but make them ghostface based? But then make ghostface like. Fucking stupid and also bad at what he does.
  Also Josh Ruben is there.