the truman show with the strongest acid and shrooms known to man shoved into every one of its orifices. the most batshit insane usage of a mariah carey song i’ve ever seen in any medium. joaquin phoenix’s TRUE joker performance
idk how to feel but ari aster i appreciate your head trauma-obsessed freak mind
‘gotta go my own way’ sounds like a jojo or jessie mccartney song, ‘bet on it’ sounds like a cut from justin timberlake and timbaland on futuresex/lovesounds, and ‘everyday’ sounds like a filipino karaoke banger
coriolanus cheating multiple times in the games and injuring several tributes: i’m sending water i’m just sending them water bro you can’t punish me for sending water
i really didn’t have many expectations going into this as it’s the one book in the series i haven’t read, but this is solid! though it’s simultaneously too slow and underbaked and rushed in the third act, it was interesting to see the games in its infancy and lucy gray as katniss’s spiritual…
genuinely thought it was going to turn into a gay porno at one point
this movie has everything: black/asian solidarity, sexy vampires, talking about eating pussy every 10 minutes
so fun! EXQUISITE music and sound design, score of the year contender already. i love a good hero stance as the characters prepare to fight and the one in this made me wanna yell
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a little funny and eerie that i'm reading the picture of dorian gray at the moment lol
i can understand why lots of people were laughing in my theatre in the last 15 minutes (myself included a little, although more out of shock over the absurdity of it all than genuinely thinking it was like haha comedy funny) but my god i was heartbroken for elizabeth/sue with the crowd treating her like a monster! like actual pain in my chest! it hurt to watch her try to pretty herself up just to suffer!
demi moore, horror performance for the ages. margaret qualley too
“get away from her…you b-bitch 😰”
completely did not expect to think this would be up there with 1 and 2 this but wowow what a gnarly fun time! i didn’t think the fan service-y moments were obnoxious at all like some ppl are saying. and this thing looked and sounded amazing, i go gaga for that old grimey 1970s tactile computer look from the early movies that the newer ones were missing. felt like a nice homage to the…
there is still time.
this tore me all the way open, i’m a bloody wound. immensely touching and disturbing. this is one i’ll be thinking about for a long while. jane schoenbrun is incredible and i wanna see them make movies about queerness and identity and getting lost in fiction forever
also the soundtrack…STACKED
they de-butchified kelsi :( pour one out for de-butchified kelsi
my first time watching this and it felt like i healed my inner child <3 the story isn’t anything special since troy goes through the same arc every movie and the troy/gabriella ballads take over the songs for a good like 20 minutes straight but BRUH the musical sequences are staged soooooo well—adored all the songs that took place on stage with sets, and christopher nolan could only dream of…
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and i thought the rehearsal fucked me up........
right. so i'm not even going to pretend like i entirely understood that fucking INSANE ending. something about how giving your entire personality away to reality television reduces you to a hollow shell of nothing and then when you're not needed anymore, you get disposed of aka flung into space? maybe?? who tf knows!!
all i know is that nathan fielder is making some of the most interesting commentary on art that…
every photographer/artist in a hallmark christmas movie makes the worst art of all time but honestly this was cute and i may have squealed a little at their height difference when they were dancing!!