Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Red One 2024

  ★★ Watched 24 Dec 2024 3

  slapfight competitions have made it to the big screen (or little screen)

  i swear we live in a simulation

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  Dear Santa 2024

  ★ Watched 22 Dec 2024

  dear satan/santa,

  if you’re reading this, i wish for three things:

  1) to make this film entry null and void in my list of 2024 (first-time) watches
  2) to give me back those 100+ minutes of watchtime
  3) to make sure my sister and dad don’t make me pick between two films like red one and this film ever again

  thanks

Popular reviews

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  Inside Out 2 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Jun 2024

  they didn’t screw it up, this was brilliant and more hilarious than i thought it would be (pixar/disney is allowed to be back in the kitchen yet again!!)

  p.s. thanks to the one high guy in the back of my theatre expressing his joy, with his hilariously loud laugh only adding to my joyous experience

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Apr 2024

  google searches of threesomes up by 100x after this film (big heart, big dick, and big energy = big aces)

  two weeks and a half of no free time (and literally hyping myself up for this film) was GAHDAMN worth it