spicytuxedo

spicytuxedo

Favorite films

  • Boy
  • Snatch
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • The Lair of the White Worm

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  • The Promised Land

    ★★★★

  • Walk the Line

    ★★★½

  • Kneecap

    ★★★★★

  • The Substance

    ★★★★½

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  • The Promised Land

    The Promised Land

    ★★★★

    Excruciatingly sad yet kind of happy film. I’ve never been so excited to see an evil little man get poisoned, stabbed and then his shaft chopped clean off, by a woman covered in blood. Potatoes have a lot of violence and suffering to answer for.

  • Walk the Line

    Walk the Line

    ★★★½

    men would die a lot younger without women making sure they don’t get crushed by tractors

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  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    Deadpool & Wolverine

    ½

    I thought I was having a stroke because it was so confusing and shit never seen such a load of boring unfunny wank in my life 
    But Disney made so many cocaine jokes it’s automatically edgy and cool

  • Hot Fuzz

    Hot Fuzz

    ★½

    Pure shite I fell asleep and ACAB

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