Spider_Bytez

Spider_Bytez

Every movie is gay if you try hard enough

Favorite films

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Princess Mononoke
  • Now You See Me
  • Speed Racer

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

  • Walking Tall

    ★★★

  • Paul Blart: Mall Cop

    ★½

  • The Devil Wears Prada

    ★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

    *holds a gun to your head*
    “This is good right? This is more humane?”
    “Of course sir.”

  • Walking Tall

    Walking Tall

    ★★★

    I’m not American so I really don’t understand the “sheriff as an elected position” thing because holy fuck Dwayne Johnson gets elected and starts walking around with a huge wooden bat (however big you are picturing it to be. It’s bigger) and smacking the shit out of people like woaw based but it’s crazy. Crazy movie that escalates so quickly you get whiplash. He’s in court like “your honour I did do that but have you considered that I will kill all drug dealers if I am elected sheriff” and then he does it!!!!! My god I don’t know what’s going on.

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  • Absolutely

    Absolutely

    ★★★★★

    Real life magic:
    - music
    - friendship
    - loud noises

  • Marvel Rising: Battle of the Bands

    Marvel Rising: Battle of the Bands

    ★★★

    This goes hard I wish i was 9 so I could enjoy it more