Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Into the Woods 2014

  ★★½ Watched 25 Jul 2024

  They should’ve cut the last 30-40 minutes

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  X-Men: First Class 2011

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Jul 2024

  Waiting patently for professor x and magneto to have hot gay sex on screen instead of hiding like little pussy bitches in the closet. They’re not afraid of coming out as mutants but they are afraid of the world knowing about their two pee pees touching.

Popular reviews

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  Attack on Titan The Final Chapters: Special 2 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Apr 2024 1

  I want to kill myself, this was torture and I’m so not okay.

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2024

  Loved the part where they licked big fat smelly toes. Should of been an hour long. fuck I’m literally getting so excited just thinking about those pasty white toes full of gunk and shit that probably haven’t been washed for years mmmmm yummy.Also I needed to piss during the movie so fucking bad but the movie was so good that I had to stay so right at the last fight I fucking shot a huge stinky stream of piss out that…

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