Favorite films

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Good idea: I’m gonna start carrying EpiPens around for the newborn stage.

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  In the first 15 mins there is horrible opera singing, a demonic scene, some kid crying like a retard, and a symbolic burning.

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  Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Sep 2024 3

  My toxic trait is I’d marry BeetleJuice.

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  Flight Risk 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Jan 2025

  My Oura Ring at 6:45pm (when we got to the movie theater): read as engaged 

  My Oura Ring at 9:00pm (when the movie ended): reading peak stress levels, highest reading ever.

  My unborn daughter was repeatedly kicking me due to the adrenaline spike.

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