SpiderShan

SpiderShan

Favorite films

  • Phantom Thread
  • Triangle of Sadness
  • Poor Things
  • The Handmaiden

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  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    ★★★★★

  • Terrifier

    ★★★★★

  • The Substance

    ★★★★★

  • All of Us Strangers

    ★★★

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  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    ★★★★★

    Words will never be enough to describe what this film did to my brain chemistry as a young lad. I have VISCERAL memories of, not only seeing this film in the cinema, but the journey there and back aswell. That's how much of a formative moment in my history it was. The film that sparked a lifelong obsession with these films and books and Tolkien as a whole. I have watched them at least once a year since they came out and I'll will continue to do so until the day I die. I love you Lord Of The Rings.

  • Terrifier

    Terrifier

    ★★★★★

    Am I the only one who thinks this film is fucking hilarious or am I just sick in the head? The hacksaw from the crotch to the top of the skull kill has to be one of the best in slasher movie history and deserves 5 stars based on that alone.

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  • Alien: Romulus

    Alien: Romulus

    ★★★★

    The anxiety of knowing exactly what's going to happen while watching every character try and figure it out is enough to make MY chest burst! I will personally fight anyone who is mean to Andy, square up! Orphan Of Kos from Bloodborne cameo.

  • All of Us Strangers

    All of Us Strangers

    ★★★

    A film about manifesting your dead parents as a coping mechanism and, somehow, the concept of closure is still the most unrealistic thing about it.

    It's weird watching a film where Paul Mescal is second most sad man on screen.

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