Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Clown in a Cornfield 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Yall are gonna love this

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  The Gorge 2025

  Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Every shot is so high def it could be a screensaver

Popular reviews

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  Mermaid 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025 1

  “She said I made her horny, because I look like a child.” 

  A gross, sad & hilarious story about how hard it is being a dumb guy. Very relatable. I will be quoting this religiously.

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  Killers of the Flower Moon 2023

  Watched 26 Oct 2023 3

  I hope Scorsese wants to keep making these 3 hour movies that feel like books forever & I hope there’s enough streaming services left that are willing to spend 200 million on oscar nominations to make that happen (looking at you amazon)