spinachtron

spinachtron

Favorite films

  • Tank Girl
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • The Substance
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

Recent activity

All
  • Showgirls

    ★★★★½

  • Rotting in the Sun

  • We're Not Here to Fuck Spiders

    ½

  • Companion

Recent reviews

More
  • Strange Darling

    Strange Darling

    ★★

    A man’s victim complex for being the bad guy. Obviously directed by a man (derogatory)

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★★

    The Substance will stand the test of time and become a pillar of the 2020s. We will look back at this masterclass in feminist cinema and wonder why no one has touched it 5, 10, 15 years from now. Coralie Fargeat creates a body horror feast of a film. This will have you leaving the theater laughing like a mad scientist who just completed their first successful sewn together abomination. A 2 hour 20 minute runtime that does not allow…

Popular reviews

More
  • Gamera: Guardian of the Universe

    Gamera: Guardian of the Universe

    ★★★★½

    Can this flying turtle kill the threat plaguing Japan, or will he be taken by other forces? I want that necklace! Gamera is a just a sweet baby turtle who’s also a giant dormant island that’s been floating around for centuries, chilling.

  • Emergency

    Emergency

    ½

    This worst movie I have ever had to see. Every single character thinks like they’re in elementary school. No jokes land.  A movie where you wish every single character dies a horrible death. I wish I could thanos snap this film out of existence. Almost 2 hours of my life stolen from me. Would rather watch a snuff film that would get me arrested for viewing than this. I hope the editor got paid well to put this shit stain together. Please do not watch this movie, for your sanity.