Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Cinema Paradiso 1988

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Aug 2024

  me after watching Johnny english: reborn for the first time

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  House 1977

  Watched 23 Aug 2024

  Me after eating the 3 month expired yum yums from fenham greggs outlet

Popular reviews

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  Beau Travail 1999

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Jul 2024

  I see what Claire denis gets out of sweaty men in tight fitting army shorts to make her metaphors but I just want to see war and bombs and explosions </3

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  Napoleon 2023

  ★★½ Watched 18 Dec 2023

  Worst thing a Geordie has come out with since the Gregg's festive bake