Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Sorcerer 1977

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  i’ve never clenched my butt more times during a movie. pretty sure i almost shit my pants at least three times. now that’s real cinema.

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  Return to Me 2000

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  minnie driver you are so cute and lovely. im sorry for projecting gillian anderson onto you in my mind

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  a film that dares ask the question “can someone really just kill that guy already?”

  robert pattinson doing a silly voice = good movie

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  The X-Files 1998

  Watched 01 Jan 2025

  who would win?
  — 5+ years of unresolved sexual tension with your extremely attractive coworker 
  — one (1) bee